3 things ever woman loves + 1 very controversial thing we pretend to hate. "SCANDALIST!"

3 things every woman loves 

1.) PINTEREST! duh!


2.) FREE PRINTABLES "oooo haaa CHevron pattern"


 3.) "Hey girl "RYAN GOSLING

 

*Nervous laughing* ok this one maybe too far. just the idea of my husband stripping diapers is a good one lol

AND THE SCANDAL

4. THE JOKE
         Q.WHY DON'T WOMEN NEED WATCHES?
            A. BECAUSE THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE.... LOL

come on I know you really aren't offended by this joke. you love it! 

women are so amazing they really don't need watches
 because there's a clock
on the car radio
 Big Ben
time square
Disney land
at the work place
the gym
5 'oclock traffic

 your kids tantrum meter (its nap time)
the dog needing to pee at 5 am 
Frozen is 90 mins long ....

and there is nothing wrong with reading the clock on the stove

because no matter what kind of woman you are there's a clock for you and remember men love us and we love them. Theres a clock for them too.
 Even if their shirt reads "Cool Story babe now make me a sandwhich". @_@

Poor Ryan Gosling BAD KITTY!