Thursday, March 6, 2014

Made a FACE BOOK PAGE



Visit!
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LIKE
MY 
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I PROMISE I WONT SEND MY IMPERIAL PROBE DROID TO MAKE SURE YOU DID.


I'LL JUST SEND MY AT/AT INSTEAD


PEW! PEW!

Star wars fact of the day 1


Today I start  STAR WARS FACT OF THE DAY! except Sundays "rest. I need"- Yoda

you dont think i can keep up?

 "I find your lack of faith disturbing."



CHEWBACA 
"CHEWIE" 
"WALKING CARPET"

Chewbaca is as you know a wookie and wookie translated means
"the people of the trees "

Wookies are know for their 
STrength
Loyalty
intelliegence
and temper
Also maybe for always thinking with their stomach >.<
MAKING THE BESTEST COMPANION A SMUGGLER COULD ASK FOR

HAN SOLO
&
CHEWIE
BFF'S <3
"I love you, Chewie."
"I should have told him that myself! He saved my children! He was always there for them, he died for them! And I never told him."- HAN 


oh yeah if you didn't know Chewie dies....:( i cried

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3 things ever woman loves + 1 very controversial thing we pretend to hate. "SCANDALIST!"





3 things every woman loves 

1.) PINTEREST! duh!


2.) FREE PRINTABLES "oooo haaa CHevron pattern"


 3.) "Hey girl "RYAN GOSLING



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*Nervous laughing* ok this one maybe too far. just the idea of my husband stripping diapers is a good one lol


AND THE SCANDAL

4. THE JOKE
         Q.WHY DON'T WOMEN NEED WATCHES?
            A. BECAUSE THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE.... LOL

come on I know you really aren't offended by this joke. you love it! 

women are so amazing they really don't need watches
 because there's a clock
on the car radio
 Big Ben
time square
Disney land
at the work place
the gym
5 'oclock traffic

 your kids tantrum meter (its nap time)
the dog needing to pee at 5 am 
Frozen is 90 mins long ....

and there is nothing wrong with reading the clock on the stove

because no matter what kind of woman you are there's a clock for you and remember men love us and we love them. Theres a clock for them too.
 Even if their shirt reads "Cool Story babe now make me a sandwhich". @_@

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Poor Ryan Gosling BAD KITTY!


what's your cleaning playlist?

    Thanks to my very musical Mommy music was a big part of my life. Even
though I'm not particularly talented. I make a very good audience member. 
When we would clean the house she would play
cd's on her HUGE stereo. The music was always Mozart,, Beethoven, and
Genesis "We Can't dance album, also throw in Christophori's dream over
and over. I remember how hyper we would all get listening to Mozart and Beethoven and it made cleaning fun and energized!
So... Consequently my favorite things to listen to while cleaning are the same. and My kids love it! 


Here's are our favorite jam(s) today from You tube!