Friday, March 7, 2014

Star Wars fact of the day:2


 STAR WARS FACT OF THE DAY! except Sundays "rest. I need"- Yoda

you don't think i can keep up?

 "I find your lack of faith disturbing."


after reading a comment on my FB page about Han solo having kids It's time for a little GENEALOGY!


THE SOLO'S

 ANAKIN SKYWALKER- PADME AMIDALA (NABBERIE)
            l
LEI ORGANA- HAN SOLO
               l
 ANAKIN SOLO - JAINA SOLO- JACEN SOLO 





 *** I WONDER IF THE MILLENNIUM FALCON HAD SOME STAR WARS FAMILY DECALS. WHO AM I KIDDING? THAT WOULD BE SO TACTLESS. IT WOULD GIVE BOBA FETT TOO MUCH OF A LEAD.  
                               
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Thursday, March 6, 2014

Made a FACE BOOK PAGE



Visit!
Mom's Jedi Academy. Jedi Mom.

on FACEBOOK
AND
LIKE
MY 
PAGE

I PROMISE I WONT SEND MY IMPERIAL PROBE DROID TO MAKE SURE YOU DID.


I'LL JUST SEND MY AT/AT INSTEAD


PEW! PEW!

Star wars fact of the day 1


Today I start  STAR WARS FACT OF THE DAY! except Sundays "rest. I need"- Yoda

you dont think i can keep up?

 "I find your lack of faith disturbing."



CHEWBACA 
"CHEWIE" 
"WALKING CARPET"

Chewbaca is as you know a wookie and wookie translated means
"the people of the trees "

Wookies are know for their 
STrength
Loyalty
intelliegence
and temper
Also maybe for always thinking with their stomach >.<
MAKING THE BESTEST COMPANION A SMUGGLER COULD ASK FOR

HAN SOLO
&
CHEWIE
BFF'S <3
"I love you, Chewie."
"I should have told him that myself! He saved my children! He was always there for them, he died for them! And I never told him."- HAN 


oh yeah if you didn't know Chewie dies....:( i cried

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3 things ever woman loves + 1 very controversial thing we pretend to hate. "SCANDALIST!"





3 things every woman loves 

1.) PINTEREST! duh!


2.) FREE PRINTABLES "oooo haaa CHevron pattern"


 3.) "Hey girl "RYAN GOSLING



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*Nervous laughing* ok this one maybe too far. just the idea of my husband stripping diapers is a good one lol


AND THE SCANDAL

4. THE JOKE
         Q.WHY DON'T WOMEN NEED WATCHES?
            A. BECAUSE THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE STOVE.... LOL

come on I know you really aren't offended by this joke. you love it! 

women are so amazing they really don't need watches
 because there's a clock
on the car radio
 Big Ben
time square
Disney land
at the work place
the gym
5 'oclock traffic

 your kids tantrum meter (its nap time)
the dog needing to pee at 5 am 
Frozen is 90 mins long ....

and there is nothing wrong with reading the clock on the stove

because no matter what kind of woman you are there's a clock for you and remember men love us and we love them. Theres a clock for them too.
 Even if their shirt reads "Cool Story babe now make me a sandwhich". @_@

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Poor Ryan Gosling BAD KITTY!


what's your cleaning playlist?

    Thanks to my very musical Mommy music was a big part of my life. Even
though I'm not particularly talented. I make a very good audience member. 
When we would clean the house she would play
cd's on her HUGE stereo. The music was always Mozart,, Beethoven, and
Genesis "We Can't dance album, also throw in Christophori's dream over
and over. I remember how hyper we would all get listening to Mozart and Beethoven and it made cleaning fun and energized!
So... Consequently my favorite things to listen to while cleaning are the same. and My kids love it! 


Here's are our favorite jam(s) today from You tube!






Wednesday, March 5, 2014

B.A.S.S.E.T. H.O.U.N.D.


B- BEAUTIFUL. WHO COULD ARGUE WITH THIS FACE?

A- ANAL GLANDS, SQUEEZE THEM. EWW!

S. SWEET. YOU'LL NEVER FIND A SWEETER PUP

S- SOFT. LONG EARS OH SO SOFT.. NOW SCRATCH.

E- EAT! EAT! EAT! NOT TO MUCH OR I'LL GET FAT (BUT STILL ADORABLE) JUST ONE MORE PIZZA CRUST?

T- TIRED, DO MY EYES LOOK TIRED? IT'S TIME FOR MY 5TH NAP




H-HAPPY, MY FACE MAY LOOK SAD ,BUT IF I'M WAGGING MY TAIL I'M HAPPY : )

O- OUT OF THE BED? NOWAY !DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO JUMP UP HERE WITH THESE STUBBY LEGS?

U- UNDERBELLY, IT ITCHES SCRATCH IT. IS IT DRAGGING YET?

N- NAUGHTY WHEN I ROLE IN SOMETHING I THOUGHT SMELLED TERRIFIC

D- DOG PILE. I DON'T MIND WHEN THE KIDS DOG PILE ON ME <3 I RUF THEM AND I RUF YOU


I wrote this about my Miss Molly Mae our beloved hound dog! She is such a great companion and nanny for the kids! <3


Cloth diapering a Toddler and Twins part 1



I  have passionate feelings for cloth diapering. warm and fuzzy feelings!
I know some would say "like eww!"
 I'm all like "I like big butts and I cannot lie!" 
no seriously diapers make babies butts look big and they pull it off!
I started when My eldest was 6 months! Then clothed my second. Took a few reaks back and forth whilst the house was for sale. Now Im clothing my twins and toddler! 

older 2 back in the day. baby and toddler
Toddler and  baby Twins
Why do I cloth diaper? 

-It's cheaper than diapers! with three in diapers two boxes of diapers from Costco would be  $80. $80 bucks a month! and what if we were buying pampers! GASP!

-It's better for their Skin.. Cloth diapers breath! I also change them a little more than with disposables.,

-I think I get more eye contact time with the kids. Since I change them more we get more one on one time. we enjoy giggles!

Its great for the environment!

My garage doesn't smell of STANKAY POOPY DIAPERS until garbage day (sometime we miss garbage day! *shivers*!!!!)

MY Kids don't leak in cloth diapers. They probably have  peed out of every disposable diaper we've put them in.

I like how natural and right it feels to me.

 lastly this may sound nuts but I have a strong feeling of connection to my grandmother and ancestors who undoubtedly clothed diapered their little ones (disposable haven't been around that long when you think about it!) When I wash the prefolds and change my kiddos I just imagine myself on the great plains or on a boat fleeing France (Huguenots). Even though I have a washer and dryer  I still get that feeling of comradery with them.  

In part 2 I will share what types of covers and inserts I use! Stay tuned!